Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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