Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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