I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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