If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
vagina is talking i cant
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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