hotel room ftw
Where did you get a picture of my penis
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'm always down for nudity.
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