Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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