People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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