After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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