I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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