So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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