do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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