She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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