i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
