Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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