My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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