thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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