I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Randomize
