just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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