Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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