you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Your penis caused this!
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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