lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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