did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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