hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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