Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
