He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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