It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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