At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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