I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
operation harelip BJ is a go
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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