no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
