I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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