How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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