I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
The ass gains better be worth it
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