have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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