He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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