I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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