i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Nobody cheats on THIS.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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