Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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