Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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