Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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