so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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