So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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