We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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