I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Randomize
