And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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