is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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