He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i want to swaddle you in tequila
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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