honey bunches of taint.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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