I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
