This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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