i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
high people should be assigned attendants
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
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