I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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